Kristi's Commandments!

In the Book of Kristi you will find the "other" commandments, have you heard of any of these?~

11. Thou shalt not whine.
12. You get what you get and you don't throw a fit.
13. Thou shalt not touch, harm or drink thy mother's Sonic Dr.Pepper. (This is the most important)
14. Thou shalt not touch thy mother's Peanut M&M's.
15. If you do whine you better take the advice given and fix the problem or shut up!!
16. Thou shalt not scream at the top of your lungs unless you are dying or mamed.
17. Thou shalt not bad mouth Old Navy in front of your mother.
18. Thou shalt not EVER bad mouth flip flops.
19. Mother is ALWAYS right.
20. Give the baby whatever he wants. (Except thy mother's Sonic Dr Pepper)

Words to live by!!!!